1. The Guy Who Really Wants You To Know He Works Out
You know the type, he's either taking a selfie at the gym or he's taking one in the mirror at home without his top on. Does this guy even own a top? Who knows. But he has a six pack.
2. The Guy Who's Definitely Lying About His Age
He looks like he's just about ready to sit his GCSE's yet his bio says he's 22? More than likely he's asked his mum if he can have a few of the boys over for FIFA and fish fingers and they're scrolling through tinder together, looking at what the world has to offer them in a few years time.
3. The Guy Who You Know In Real Life
So you're harmlessly swiping through the nearby hot or not's when you come across someone you actually know. As in, you've actually conversated with this person in the real world. They've seen you without your fancy valencia filter and now they've read your superbly cringeworthy bio. And now you're faced with a decision; do you be polite? Swipe right and have the "hahahah fancy seeing you here" conversation, or do you swipe left as fast as humanely possible because OH MY GOD your secret is out, someone knows you're a tinder-er.
4. The Guy Who Has a Fit Mate
The sheer disappointment when it's the less-pretty boys' profile that your swiping through is something we've all felt. Formal petition for tinder to introduce a 'sorry i don't fancy you but your mate is FIT' option please.
5. The Guy With a Dog and/or Child
I wonder if there's been a study into the success rate of those using a dog as a prop in their profile, compared to those who don't. Bitches love dogs and bitches love babies- the mentality of 90% of tinder.
6. The Guy Who Thinks He's Basically David Beckham Because of His Shit Sleeve
Are you guys getting paid to advertise your sleeves?? It's amazing how you manage to slip it in in every single photo. Here's my dog.. and my sleeve. Here's me doing something incredibly fun.. and my sleeve. Quite frankly, it looks weird. Please stop.
Ahhhh the joys of dating! What do you (single) girls reckon? Have you come across these types of guys during your boring-saturday-night-scroll? Have i missed anyone out? Leave a comment and let me know?
- LOVE FROM LORNA, X
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